Good Hang is Ending

+ we finally release the body count survey

and

Jan 06, 2025

Well, it had to happen sometime. Good Hang is coming to an end. Apparently funding a newsletter as an obtuse psyop to make people hang out in public more was a zero-interest rate phenomenon for our pals at Palantir Creative LLC. They’ve diverted our funding to building a 3d-printable gun that only targets your soul such that when it hits you it knocks your soul out of your corporal body, murdering the soul instantly but leaving the body to roam the earth for eternity :( (crazy market cap tho tbh)

All jokes aside, we’re ending it because it didn't get us laid enough. We thought we’d be drowning in it. Bicoastal aloof blog about hanging out? How could we not be? Randa said someone had a ‘twitter crush’ on harry but like…that's not gonna cut it. And my salesforce heads know that doesn't quite count as an attribution. Anyway, back to the drawing board.

As a final treat, we’re revealing the results of the Good Hang Reader Questionnaire. Here are the stats:

155 of you filled it out, with only 28 of you opting to stay anonymous
111 of you revealed your body count
Median age: 29

Before we show you the actual results… a little study. Some of you with below-average body counts added textual justifications to your responses. Here’s what we’ll say to that: your body count is perfect to us as long as you are not poly <3

AVERAGE BODY COUNT: 23

MEDIAN BODY COUNT: 14

We want to say a huge thank you to everyone who supported us along the way. It really warmed our hearts when people would read and engage with our stuff. All the texts, the conversations at parties, the divulgence of actual body counts… that’s why we kept doing it. Some of you really understood us:

But we weren’t without our haters………………

So what’s next for us?

Randa remains in San Francisco working on some special stuff at Substack. Follow her on Substack Notes, IG, Twitter, and LinkedIn.

Harry has a relatively new basketball podcast called Nothing But Respect. He also was recently on the excellent Middlebrow Podcast. Follow him on Notes, Twitter, and IG. He’s also trying to write more (ideally for money) so if you’ve got a publication that needs some writing done, hit him up!

You MIGHT hear from us about other projects in the near future because we are Posters and we can’t help it…

You are strongly encouraged to reach out to us for the following purposes:

Offers to pay us large sums of money in exchange for our big-brained ideas
Exclusive party invitations
Dates, marriage proposals, or professions of love

Lastly, a very special thanks to Annie Turpin for designing our logo, Dave for [redacted], and everyone else behind the scenes who helped make this thing what it was.

Much Love Everyone

Randa and Harry

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