Well, it had to happen sometime. Good Hang is coming to an end. Apparently funding a newsletter as an obtuse psyop to make people hang out in public more was a zero-interest rate phenomenon for our pals at Palantir Creative LLC. Theyāve diverted our funding to building a 3d-printable gun that only targets your soul such that when it hits you it knocks your soul out of your corporal body, murdering the soul instantly but leaving the body to roam the earth for eternity :( (crazy market cap tho tbh)
All jokes aside, weāre ending it because it didn't get us laid enough. We thought weād be drowning in it. Bicoastal aloof blog about hanging out? How could we not be? Randa said someone had a ātwitter crushā on harry but likeā¦that's not gonna cut it. And my salesforce heads know that doesn't quite count as an attribution. Anyway, back to the drawing board.
As a final treat, weāre revealing the results of the Good Hang Reader Questionnaire. Here are the stats:
155 of you filled it out, with only 28 of you opting to stay anonymous
111 of you revealed your body count
Median age: 29
Before we show you the actual resultsā¦ a little study. Some of you with below-average body counts added textual justifications to your responses. Hereās what weāll say to that: your body count is perfect to us as long as you are not poly <3
AVERAGE BODY COUNT: 23
MEDIAN BODY COUNT: 14
We want to say a huge thank you to everyone who supported us along the way. It really warmed our hearts when people would read and engage with our stuff. All the texts, the conversations at parties, the divulgence of actual body countsā¦ thatās why we kept doing it. Some of you really understood us:
But we werenāt without our hatersā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
So whatās next for us?
Randa remains in San Francisco working on some special stuff at Substack. Follow her on Substack Notes, IG, Twitter, and LinkedIn.
Harry has a relatively new basketball podcast called Nothing But Respect. He also was recently on the excellent Middlebrow Podcast. Follow him on Notes, Twitter, and IG. Heās also trying to write more (ideally for money) so if youāve got a publication that needs some writing done, hit him up!
You MIGHT hear from us about other projects in the near future because we are Posters and we canāt help itā¦
You are strongly encouraged to reach out to us for the following purposes:
Offers to pay us large sums of money in exchange for our big-brained ideas
Exclusive party invitations
Dates, marriage proposals, or professions of love
Lastly, a very special thanks to Annie Turpin for designing our logo, Dave for [redacted], and everyone else behind the scenes who helped make this thing what it was.
Much Love Everyone
Randa and Harry
<3
P.S.
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ššššā¦ where else will i get body count numbers sorted by median and average. miss good hang already
NOOOOOO YOU GUYS THIS IS SO FUCKED UP