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This was so much fun to read! "Waiting in line for Santa" made me do a spit take I loved it so much hahaha

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Replying, as one of the gangbangers, to this part:

>> Like, do you think there are people who will maintain friendships either intra fluffer or intra gangbanger?

>> Lucy: […] I wouldn't be surprised if there were a bunch of gang bangers who have also made these connections.

I did make some connections to other gangbangers and fluffers that seem like they’ll be longer-term connections, or seeds planted for future sex-party networking (I want to plan my own someday!)

But one thing I learned from the gangbang experience: bring a pencil and paper to jot contact info down, so I won’t have (to try and fail) to recall it all during times we don’t have phones handy.

Also, the allegory to Santa… was very, very accurate to my experience. I laughed, but then reading how Lucy elaborated, I thought to myself, “yep, that’s right, it was exciting and nerve wracking and high-pressure and awesome all at once”

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The note about us being more analytical is pretty accurate in most cases I observed there, myself (humorously) included

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The intersection of y'all and that post is why I do the work I do (I don't really do any work, but in theory). This was incredible lmfao!!!

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"Good Bang" was right there

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I just read she showers only once every 10 days…wtf?

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She has a bidet so the important bits get cleaned more often than most people’s do.

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this is journalism at its finest

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