GOOD HANG IS HAVING A PARTY
with Fluffers.....
in light of the media party hate we have decided to have a party for our highly inclusive, fun, and nice newsletter about hanging out. it will be in NYC on Saturday, April 13th in the early evening. We’re thinking 6pm - 9pm. Is it possible we’ll also be going out after that? I don’t know…does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
RSVP HERE (yeah, it’s a partiful link… read more about our methodology here)
we need all of you subscribers to come because our close personal friends don’t know what we’re talking about.
Calling All Fluffers
In addition to the effervescent vibe you’ll likely spend the rest of your life trying to recreate, this party will also be different for one other reason. We will have FLUFFERS. After reading
’s piece about her birthday gangbang and talking to Lucy Belmont about it, we decided we wanted to steal the concept of a Fluffer for a non-sex party. Much like Fluffers were at the Gangbang to help the party-goers have as much fun as possible, so too will our fluffers, just without having S (unless perhaps there is mutual interest and you find a private location to do so after the party… obviously never say never). Fluffers will be given a drink stipend of [redacted] USD. If you are interested in being a fluffer please respond to this email and include your Twitter or Instagram.