MMF MAY

3 somes et al.

Greetings Good Hangers. 

Since the Good Hang Readership tests in the 99.9 percentile of VQ (vibe intelligence), I suspect most of you have already intuited what I’m about to say…which is that it’s now the official start of MMF May. 

When a Zendaya 3 some love triangle movie comes out…that's gonna usher in MMF may. Same thing happened in March 2002 when Y Tu Mama Tambien debuted (MMF March). It's just one of those things that happens.

We’ll be doing a bit of programming around MMF May but the first thing I want to do is introduce the Good Hang 3 Sum Psy-Op Program. In short, the 3PP is a decentralized blockchain community for having sex with two people at the same time. Or in more lay persons terms. If you fill this form out anonymously saying you want to be in a 3-some or have a 3-some or whatever you freaks do…we’ll post it somewhere and see if we can get some of you people laid. Our KPI: 3somes. Our goal: One (1)

A few big questions we’re thinking about with MMF MAY

Crush A-symmetry, Love Triangles, Are 3 somes even good? Running through the friend group, In Network BFs vs Out of Network Bfs, are 3 somes a poly psy op? Is poly a government psy op? Was the manson family poly? 3somes in business, 3 person group chats, 3 person friend groups, Atypical threesomes, #InboundWeek,  Nonsexual 3somes, what do u do if u like…cum early in a 3 sum? Planned vs unplanned 3 sums, Feeld, wyd if Yi Tu Mama Tambien is in his letterboxd top 4, are more foods yonic or phallic? Rap Beefs as 3 sums, group hinge accounts, tricostal lovers (SF, NY, CDMX?), Spin the bottle, almost having a 3 some, post-3 some cuddling, and of course leveraging top secret proprietary Palantir data analysis to engineer a 3 sum where everyone busts at the same time

Last 3 things 

1. Please send us any MMF-related thoughts, questions, ideas, pitches etc..

2. Please enjoy this MMF May connections we made 

3. If any two women want to have a 3 some with me (harry) hmu (had to try)

Best,

Harry (M) Dave (M) Randa (F)